Take The Day Off-Your Fake Doctors Notes Says It Is OK

pinocchio lyingWhen it comes to needing a day off, bosses are not always cooperative and schools are often reluctant to release students without a printed excuse for the absence. But with the rising cost of healthcare and physician visits, it is expensive to visit the physician’s office for an excuse related to a minor issue. Printing a dr. excuse from templates available on the internet is a sure way to gain the day of freedom that is so desperately needed. There are a number of sites on the internet which offer free downloadable and printable templates to create an excuse for work, school, or any other undesirable obligation.

Find The Right Note

 

Finding template forms online for a fake note in Texas is relatively easy. Simply type “physicians notes” into the search bar of the browser. The search results will show a number of legit options for free printable example excuses to format for work or school. Look through the options that are presented, and choose the sample blank template that best suits your needs. The choices for these false documents can involve more than just missing a day off of school or work. Other reasons for someone to make a fake note may include:

Playing a Prank

Working day in and day out in the same office setting can become monotonous and boring. If pranking is not grounds for discharge, a fake physician’s excuse can create a lot of buzz around the water cooler throughout the day. A legitimate looking fake notification from a physician that reaches the office before you do, will create a lot of talk. This is especially true if the excuse has sensitive information such as being pregnant, gender change operation, or perhaps approval of a breast enlargement. It will be the hot topic in the office until the reveal that it is all a hoax. Regardless of the situation, a printable fake physician’s note is sure to break the monotony of a drudging day in the corporate world.

Additional Work Breaks

Some corporations insist that their employees work a certain number of hours before getting bathroom or lunch breaks. For some people, these breaks are few and far between when the urge to go hits. If you find yourself constantly having to cross your legs until the next break, a fake physicians excuse will be your key to the executive washroom schedule. Medical conditions and stress can be comfortably addressed in the restroom at your leisure when you have an excuse to go whenever you need.

Sick Leave Coverage

There are instances where an employer will only pay an employee for sick leave if they have an excuse. For instances that include taking personal days and attending to sick children, it is more cost effective to get a fake form verses going to the hospital or sick leave guypaying for an office visit. Using a fake note to attend to personal matters will get the time off you need, without a physician bill to boot.

Reoccurring Injury or Illness

Often people and children suffer from an injury or illness that only affects their performance once in a while such as alergies or back pain. When the source of the illness or pain is known and easily recognizable, it is often not necessary to see a physician about the situation. However, there is still a need for time off from work or school for the healing or recovery from the issue. A fake note will give the worker or student the time that they need to recover and recuperate, without the cost of an expensive office visit offering the same information that is already known.

Create The Note

Check the sites user reviews for any problems or successes, and take the time to read over some of the site’s previous examples to get an idea of the type of work they produce. It is important to create a physicians excuse the looks 100% legitimate such as the ones from Kaiser Permanente. Notes that are from strange sounding or far away places may raise suspicion to the validity of the excuse. The note needs to include a valid and authentic looking drs signature and location. A return to work date or restriction release form is also required for believably of the excuse. Above everything, the note needs to have the correct spelling and punctuation of all text on the page. It is essential that proofreading is a high priority.

Have a Believable Reason

When creating the excuse, be sure to keep in mind the amount of time being requested needs to match the ailment that the note is presenting. For example, it would be ridiculous to ask for 2 days off for a broken bone. Broken bones take time to heal, and the document would definitely be deemed a fake by employers or faculty. Instead, choose a reason, circumstance, or illness that fits the time frame that the employee or student is requesting off. Perhaps one day for a dentist visit, two days sick with a cold, and maybe three for a muscle strain or pull.

Using a fake physicians excuse to cover an absence from school or work is a great alternative to paying the fees and costs of visiting the physician for a medical office call. Many situations simply do not warrant a professional visit, but still require the written excuse from a health professional before the absence is excused. When this situation presents itself, turn to the internet to find a free fake physicians note to download. Print out the free slip and be on your “sickly” way to enjoying your “day off.”

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