Dear Friend -

If you are overstressed, overworked and underpaid -- then this may very well be the best letter you'll ever read.

Lets face the facts - we're a part of an overworked culture. Americans spend more time at our "work" and "jobs" than ever before. Family relations, domestic abuse, depression and stress of all forms are on the rise. Our lack of health is bringing us to hospitals. 

Our "jobs" and schools are often asking for doctors notes to excuse our absences.  Is this fair? As humans, shouldn't we have the right to take any day off we choose -- simply to sustain our well-being, our mental health.. and our sanity?

Likely you've come across this site because you're overworked, overstressed, simply a break, or are genuinely sick but have no health insurance. Whatever your reasons, we're here for you. We've created the highest quality fake doctor notes / doctor slips / doctor forms (whatever you want to call them) on the Internet - Guaranteed.

Our excuse notes are so good, so legit.. that, in fact, if you find a copy or sample of a Dr. note that looks more authentic than ours, and we'll give you your money back!...  (In fact, we'll even PAY YOU $100  to see one that looks more authentic!) 

Doctor's Excuse Note # 1 - Classic High-Quality Doctor's Note - This is a classic printable doctors excuse note, perfect for a work-free lifestyle. It is best for a smaller, more 'old fashioned' clinic / hospital. Simply fill in the medical restrictions / return date and the time that you need off (or the time you've already taken off). A great excuse for family doctors, pediatricians, etc. Inspired by an older Kaiser Permanente note. Great for diabetes, weight loss, pregnancy, sick children or basically anything else you can think of. Use alone or with another form -- amazing results. ($12.97 Value)

Doctor's Excuse Note # 2 -  Psychologist's / Mental Health Doctor Excuse - This dynamite doctor's excuse is for a family counselor / psychologist visitation. Works well for marital or family problems. One can utilize this for anxiety and depression symptoms as well. This is a rather basic note (as most notes should be), and has very detailed, very legit-looking logo at the top. This note is in limited release. ($12.97 Value)


Excuse Note # 3 -  Funeral Pamphlet - This double sided pamphlet works well for utilizing 'funeral leave'. It includes a photo of the deceased person along with poems. Includes poetry and other very unique details. Unlike our other notes, its not a doctors excuse note, but a very unique excuse indeed!  This note will certainly protect you during the most desperate times - very few people know how to deal with the death of peer's relatives. ($12.97 Value)


Excuse Note # 4 - Jury Duty Notice - An attractive authentic-looking state summons form. This one works best for getting out of longer periods of 'work'. Directly modeled after authentic state's forms.  


Doctor's Excuse Note # 5 -  Emergency Room Doctor Note - This is an emergency room release form. Excellent for spontaneous, unplanned excused absences. This note is unique in its design - it looks far different than the other notes, and includes a unique stamped number and barcode. This note has been particularly popular amongst our customers. ($12.97 Value)


Doctor's Excuse Note # 6 - Dentist's Note - This excuse note can be used, of course, two times a year -- Dentists always require a 6 month check up. If you need further dental care, see our Oral Surgery note (below). This note includes a logo that is in the background and faded, much like a watermark. Safe and reliable. Excellent for tooth aches, halitosis, fillings, cleanings, dentures, etc. ($12.97 Value).

Doctor's Excuse Note # 7  - Gynecologist Fake Doctor Note  - This results-proven medical excuse note is great for annual feminine examinations. This fake doctor note usually results in very few questions asked. Works great for symptoms of pregnancy, ovarian cancer, STD's, etc. This also works great for abortions / miscarriages and, of course, pregnancies.

Doctor's Excuse Note # 8 - Classic Fake Doctor Note v.2.0 - This premium fake medical excuse slip is a page-long doctor note that uses a more of a computerized print-out look -- appearing as a sort of database print-out. Includes realistic looking bar codes and other special details. Unlike some of our notes, this note is open-ended and can be used for numerous medical issues. This has been known to work great for concussions, migraines, minor surgical procedures, plastic surgery, etc. ($12.97 Value).


Doctor's Excuse Note # 9 - Cardiologist Fake Doctor Note - Do you have heart disease in the family? Make your genetics work for you and play it to its fullest. This high-quality doctors note is excellent for heart murmurs, palpitations, dizzy spells, irregular beats. Our hearts are our most vital organs - this one is never taken lightly by the higher-ups. Includes modern-looking logo -- quickly and easily editable. ($12.97 Value).
Doctor's Excuse Note # 10 - Chiropractor Fake Doctor Note - This note is replete with a great logo + watermark. Chiropractors are great for back pain, spinal pain/alignment, sore necks / shoulders and other orthopedic medical issues. Easy for quitting a gym membership or getting out of physical education class. We find the logo on this slip to be quite superior. The rest of the form is simple, yet reliable and trusting. Exceptional results. ($12.97 Value).
Doctor's Excuse Note #11 - Urologist Fake Doctors Note (NEW!) - Use this note to explain your frequent bathroom breaks. This excuse is one of our newer excuses with a very modern looking logo. Excellent for bladder infections, kidney stones, testicular cancer, kidney failure, prostate issues, erectile dysfunction.. you name it. Includes a modern, refined looking logo that looks remarkably believable ($12.97 Value).


Doctor's Excuse Note # 12 - Ear, Nose & Throat Note- This doctors excuse works great for hearing loss, balance issues (vertigo), tonsil stones, chronic sore throat, allergies, nasal congestion, nasal polyps, sore throat, strep throat, ear pain, vertigo, etc. This one will gotten our customers out of the things they hate most -- time and time again ($12.97 Value).

You may be asking yourself this question. We guarantee our notes are the best fake doctor notes you'll find on the internet. We guarantee this so much that if you do indeed find a better note, email a copy of the note to us. If we see it as genuinely more authentic looking, we'll refund your money and give you a $100 reimbursement for the inconvenience. Please click here to see how our notes CRUSH our competition's, and then read below.
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P.S.  Due to a recent demand for doctor's slips, we've decided offer a limited supply of our  notes. We do not want to 'flood the market'. As of 04/17/10, we've limited our supply to 10 downloads of notes per day. If you miss the opportunity to get the notes when you need them the most, you'll deeply regret it. Claim your notes now!

P.P.S.  Remember, our fake doctor's excuse notes are so accurately made, so legitimate that they'll "pass" the inspectors, guaranteed. We've satisfied hundreds of customers, yet limit our sales (unlike other sites). We take pride in our product -- and we're so confident you'll like it that we'll back it up with a 100% guarantee. And if you want a refund, you may KEEP the product -- leaving all of your risk on us. There is no better way to obtain excuse notes in the world -- so what's holding you back? Claim your notes NOW!

P.P.P.S. We are a real company. This is NOT a scam. If you want any validation that we're legit and are not out to take your money and run, please email us... we'll even talk to you on the phone if you wish.

You can also stop by our office any time and say hello. We're located at 5045 Central Ave Northeast, Minneapolis MN 55421, directly across from La Casita Mexican Restaurant.