Fake Sick Note, Fake Doctors Sick Note

There’s nothing worse than being in that dire position of needing time off from your job and not having enough time built up to get away from there.  It’s a very real issue.  So many of us are literally chained to our desks and our days are stressful from start to finish.  You have get up at a certain time and get out the door as quickly as you can just to get “sardined” in with all the other unfortunate commuters on the interstate sitting in bumper-to-bumper traffic.

By the time you get to work, you’re ready to explode as it is, and you still have to face eight hours (or more) of drudgery, clients that drive you crazy, and a lousy boss who has all the people skills of a loaf of bread.  Here’s an idea.  Write out a fake sick note and leave.  Take some time off.  You have definitely earned it if you’re in that sort of situation.  Where do you get a fake sick note you ask? Search the internet.  You’d be surprised at what you’ll find there.

There are sites that actually sell downloadable packages with all kinds of medical excuses so you can create your own fake sick note.  If it’s out there on the market, then someone must have felt that there was a justifiable need for people to take advantage of this.  Is your job making you sick? Well, now you can write out your own fake sick note with whatever reason for your absence that you need.  That’s sheer genius.

Think about this.  The biggest issue behind job related illness today is not being exposed to toxic chemicals and garbage in the air we breathe (well in some cases this is true).  The harsh reality is that the majority of us have all been victims of stress at some point in time with our jobs.  And stress is an ugly animal that can kill you.  That’s about as blunt as you can put it.  The signs of stress are many and varied.  Backaches, migraines, bouts with anxiety, and high blood pressure are some of Stress’ direct side effects.  All the more reason to write a fake sick note and get out of that drudgery for a day or two.

The better packages are very professionally done and are patterned after actual forms that a doctor issues.  Some are even a prescription-formatted document with bar codes and looks like it came right out of a physician’s office.  They even have update capabilities so you never miss out on anything new that happens to come down the pike.  There is a great package available that has 21 different excuses including a jury duty note, a psychologist’s excuse, an emergency room doctor’s note, and many more.

It’s no secret that you get pushed to your mental and physical limit on your job.  Sometimes there are those troublesome employees that have nothing better to do than be miserable and make everyone around them equally as miserable.  Or maybe your boss is just one of those people that have no business in a managerial position.  Whatever the reason, if it’s getting to you, get that package, fill out that fake sick note, and take some much-needed time off.





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