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If you are overstressed, overworked and underpaid -- then this may
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Lets face the facts - we're a part of an overworked culture. Americans
spend more time at our "work" and "jobs" than ever before. Family
relations, domestic abuse, depression and stress of all forms are on
the rise. Our lack of health is bringing us to hospitals.
Our "jobs" and schools are often asking for doctors notes to excuse our
absences. Is this
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day off we
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Likely you've come across this site because you're overworked,
overstressed, simply a break, or are genuinely sick but have no health
insurance. Whatever your reasons, we're
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Over the past 3 years, we've collected a total of 43 real doctor's
excuse notes from across the United States, Europe, and Canada and
closely modeled our notes after them... That
way we can
provide
you with the only collection of doctor's excuse notes around that are
modeled after
real notes.
In fact,
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"Our Killer
Package Includes the Following 30
Top-Secret Doctor Excuse Notes, Guaranteed
to Assist You in Your 'Work-Skipping' Success..."
Doctor's
Excuse Note # 1 - Classic High-Quality Doctor's Note- This is a classic
printable doctors excuse
note, perfect for a work-free lifestyle. It is best for a smaller, more
'old fashioned' clinic / hospital. Simply fill in the medical
restrictions / return date and the time that you need off (or the time
you've already taken off). A great excuse for family doctors,
pediatricians, etc. Inspired by an older Kaiser Permanente note. Great
for diabetes, weight loss, pregnancy, sick children or basically
anything else you can think of. Use alone or with another form --
amazing results. ($12.97 Value)
Doctor's
Excuse Note # 2- Psychologist's
/ Mental Health Doctor Excuse - This dynamite doctor's
excuse is for a
family counselor / psychologist visitation. Works well for marital or
family problems. One can utilize this for anxiety and depression
symptoms as well. This is a rather basic note (as most notes should
be), and has very detailed, very legit-looking logo at the top. This
note is in limited release. ($12.97
Value)
Excuse
Note # 3 -Funeral
Pamphlet -
This double sided pamphlet works well for utilizing 'funeral leave'. It
includes a photo of the deceased person along with poems. Includes
poetry and other very unique details. Unlike our other notes, its not a
doctors excuse note, but a very unique excuse indeed!
This note will
certainly protect you during the most desperate times - very few people
know how to deal with the death of peer's relatives. ($12.97
Value)
Excuse
Note # 4 -Jury
Duty Notice -
An attractive authentic-looking state summons form. This one works best
for getting out of longer periods of 'work'. Directly modeled after
authentic state's
forms.
Doctor's
Excuse Note # 5 - Emergency
Room Doctor Note - This is an emergency
room release form.
Excellent for spontaneous, unplanned excused absences. This note is
unique in its design - it looks far different than the other notes, and
includes a unique stamped number and barcode. This note has been
particularly popular amongst our customers. ($12.97
Value)
Doctor's
Excuse Note # 6 -Dentist's
Note -
This excuse note can be
used, of course,
two times a year -- Dentists always require a 6 month check up. If you
need further dental care, see our Oral Surgery note (below). This note
includes a logo that is in the background and faded, much like a
watermark. Safe and reliable. Excellent for tooth aches, halitosis,
fillings, cleanings, dentures, etc. ($12.97
Value).
Doctor's
Excuse Note # 7 -Gynecologist
Fake Doctor Note - This results-proven
medical excuse note is
great for annual feminine examinations. This fake doctor note usually
results in very few questions asked. Works great for symptoms of
pregnancy, ovarian cancer, STD's, etc. This also works great for
abortions / miscarriages and, of course, pregnancies.
Doctor's
Excuse Note # 8- Classic
Fake Doctor Note v.2.0 -
This premium fake medical excuse slip is a page-long doctor note that
uses a more of a computerized print-out look -- appearing as a sort of
database print-out. Includes realistic looking bar codes and other
special details. Unlike some of our notes, this note is open-ended and
can be used for numerous medical issues. This has been known to work
great for concussions, migraines, minor surgical procedures, plastic
surgery, etc. ($12.97 Value).
Doctor's
Excuse Note # 9 -Cardiologist
Fake Doctor Note - Do you have heart
disease in the family?
Make your genetics work for you and play it to its fullest. This
high-quality doctors note is excellent for heart murmurs, palpitations,
dizzy spells, irregular beats. Our hearts are our most vital organs -
this one is never taken lightly by the higher-ups. Includes
modern-looking logo -- quickly and easily editable.
($12.97 Value).
Doctor's
Excuse Note # 10 -Chiropractor
Fake Doctor Note - This note is replete
with a great logo +
watermark. Chiropractors are great for back pain, spinal
pain/alignment, sore necks / shoulders and other orthopedic medical
issues. Easy for quitting a gym membership or getting out of physical
education class. We find the logo on this slip to be quite superior.
The rest of the form is simple, yet reliable and trusting. Exceptional
results. ($12.97 Value).
Doctor's
Excuse Note #11 - Urologist Fake Doctors Note (NEW!)
- Use this note to explain your frequent bathroom breaks. This excuse
is one of our newer excuses with a very modern looking logo. Excellent
for bladder infections, kidney stones, testicular cancer, kidney
failure, prostate issues, erectile dysfunction.. you name it. Includes
a modern, refined looking logo that looks remarkably believable
($12.97
Value).
Doctor's
Excuse
Note # 12 -Ear,
Nose & Throat Note-
This doctors excuse works great for hearing loss, balance issues
(vertigo), tonsil stones, chronic sore throat, allergies, nasal
congestion, nasal polyps, sore throat, strep throat, ear pain, vertigo,
etc. This one will gotten our customers out of the things they hate
most -- time and time again ($12.97
Value).
"But WAIT! That is
NOT ALL
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Excuses..."
This
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(below) are sure to please. They are crafted with our utmost careand are the most unique and
authentic
looking variety of doctor's excuses on the Internet...
"These
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ADDITIONAL PREMIUM
Printable Doctor's Excuse Notes Include..." (Note: ALL
of the Notes Below Are Included in the 30
Doctor Note Package!)
Podiatrist
(Foot Doctor) Note
- This is great for foot problems of any sort - from sprained ankles to
bunyons to corns. Includes a remarkable new logo that promises an image
of trust and legitimacy.
Medical
Absence Report
- Unique in shape and design, this great note has a Christian
theme. Its layout is unique. A must see. A great excuse for
any general illness or ailment. Includes detailed spaces and checkboxes
for medical restrictions Very versatile, exclusive and unique.
Oral
Surgery Form
(with watermark) - Excellent newer addition to our collection. Includes
a great logo and double-watermark. Great for impacted teeth, root
canals, wisdom teeth removal, cavities, etc.
"Return
to Work" Form
- This form stands out from the rest of the pack. It is focused on
returning to "work" and when the patient is capable of doing so. This
note includes a section for follow-up appointments and a large comments
/ restrictions field. NOTE:
All of our notes can be used (and are most often used) as "return to
work notes".
Classic Medical Excuse
- This
hospital excuse
includes fields for
arrival and discharge dates. Very unique in appearance. Can be
customized to any field of medicine and for a multitude of medical
issues. Excellent note, probably one of our best.
Prescription-Style
Doctor Excuse
- About 25% of all doctors write their "excuse notes" on prescription
slips. This note looks remarkably legitimate. This note works great for
any hospital or clinic.
Eye
Doctor Note
(with watermark) - This note as a great watermark and very modern,
corporate looking logo. Great for eye exams, pink eye, eye infections,
scratched corneas. Just come back with an eye patch (available at most
drug stores).
A
Dermatologist Note
(with watermark) - Great for any skin related issue. Acne, boils,
extreme sunburn, melanoma and other types of cancer, etc.
Pulmonary
Doctor's Letter(NEW)
- A pulmonary doctor focuses on conditions and diseases of the lungs.
This beautiful letter-style doctors note is equipped with a great
realistic logo. This letter works great for those with lung issues,
including asthma, bronchitis, emphysema, chronic cough, hay fever,
allergies, pulmonary fibrosis, smoking issues, etc.
Children's
Clinic Letter(NEW)
- Have a 'sick' KID? Use this pediatric letter-style excuse to show
that your child needed to see a pediatrician (child doc). Cool logo
included. This note, along with our other letter-style notes, are
probably our best notes.
"General"
Clinic Letter(NEW)
- Like other two letters (above) this letter allows full customization
of the content, address, and phone number. But instead of being
specific, its for a more general clinic, thus making it more 'open' to
different types of physicians and 'illnesses'. (Note:
NONE of our notes should ever be used
to falsify real physicians - please see our disclaimer)
Mental
Health Letter(NEW)
- This letter is much like our
other mental health note, but is a bit more "corporate" and is in
letter format. Great new convincing logo. Works great for mood
disorders, eating disorders, impulsive actions, substance abuse,
depression, etc.
"Health
Services" Clinic Letter(NEW)
- This is an additional letter style note that can be tailored for
specific clinics. It projects the illusion that it is from a clinic
that is part of a larger company. Like the 'General' Clinic Letter, its
open to whatever types of medical staff you like. (Note:
Falsifying medical staff or company names can be FRAUD. Please see our disclaimer)
.
Pregnancy
Letter(NEW)
- This letter states that you are pregnant and states your
estimated conception date and delivery date. Includes a logo of
authentic looking pregnancy center. This note also works for
miscarriages and abortions..
Hospital Discharge Papers(Just
Arrived TODAY!)-We
also have several hospital discharge papers included with our 30-note
package. These notes look incredibly realistic as they include details
that you'll find only in legit hospital discharge papers.
NOTE:
Because we want you
to have a full variety and selection of notes, we've added an
additional 4 notes. Descriptions of the notes are coming
soon. They are some of our most sophisticated looking notes
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Our
Doctor Notes Have Logos and Other Detailed Graphic Work.
Our excuses don't look fake because they have authentic looking logos
and watermarks. This is extremely important in any legal document.
We've
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We didn't buy someones and resell them (yes, people have done this with
ours). We modeled ours after real excuse notes and created unique,
realistic looking logos to go with them. Some of our notes also have a
watermark in addition to the logo. We've also created unique doctors
names and titles for our excuse notes. The names and titles are fully
customizable.
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