Ex-Doctor Releases 17 Premium Fake Doctors Notes Guaranteed to Get You Out of Work or School - Or They're Yours For Free..."*
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From the Desk of: Doctor E.Z. Streat
Date: April 19th, 2008

Dear Over-Worked Friends,

We live in a working age. Our bodies and minds suffer from the toils of our occupations and “careers”. Sadly, our day jobs consume 60%-80% of our lives. The remaining 20%-40% seems the flash by before our eyes. We do not vacation enough, we do not play enough, we do not sleep well and we neglect our loved ones. It is a horrible situation indeed.

As a doctor who has worked worked for many years, I’ve worked with thousands of patients. I've seen the strain that continuous employment has put on our bodies and lives. What a sad sight it is. It is not fun. Its not pretty. Its not freedom. It is not living.

My Solution? You Need a Damn Break.

Humans are designed to have an equal balance of work and relaxation. Sadly, our society has forgotten about the latter. We are working far too hard and it is leading to terrible things. Suicide, spousal abuse, premature aging and bodily degradation are on the rise.

Throughout my years, I've created numerous “Excused Absence Forms” aka "Fake Doctors Notes" for my favorite patients. The doctor notes have allowed my sometimes not-so-sick patients to.. escape from certain situations. For the most part, they are meant to bring humor into their monotonous lives. They trick their friends, families, teachers and bosses. It has been quite the hoot! It’s harmless and quite rewarding. It has brought them many days of freedom and joy.

I've decided to create these fake doctors notes, just for you. I no longer only share these fake doctor notes with my friends, patients and colleagues. I share them with the world!

I have spent numerous hours custom-designing the following fake doctor notes to allow you to ditch on work or school with complete ease. I assure you that this is the best way to escape from the shackles of work or school, any time you please.




For a LOUSY $14.97, My Killer Fake Doctor Note Package Includes the Following 17 Excuse Notes:


High-Quality Medical Doctor’s Note (included) -This note states that you are "sick" and cannot make it into work. You fill in the illness and the time you need off. Great for getting out of certain parts of work or school (e.g. "I can't lift that box because the doctor said my back can't take it..." or "My eye is infected, I just can't quite see coming in today!") (Scroll down to bottom of page to order 17 doctor note package)


Psychologist's Fake Doctor Note (included) - This doctor's note is a real winner. No one can prove you're not insane. Works wonders. Play the anxiety card to its fullest.. or clinical depression always seems to hold some weight. Or schizophrenic episodes -- they won't want you around with that one. (Scroll down to bottom of page to order 17 doctor note package)


A Funeral Pamphlet (included) This little beauty always generates a great amount of sympathy - and very few questions. Leave this little gem at your desk, let the boss see it, throw some eye-drops in your eyes and skip the next few days of work. (Includes custom photo of deceased person + artwork & poetry) (Scroll down to bottom of page to order 17 doctor note package)


A Jury Duty Notice (included) - Authentic-looking state summons form. Jury duty is a drag. They'll feel sorry for you. You can nurse many days out with this one. (Scroll down to bottom of page to order 17 doctor note package)


An Emergency Room Doctor Note (included) - Use this bad-boy to create some serious sympathy. The pain you've been in is soo unbearable! Can we say "No Work for a Looong Time"? (Scroll down to bottom of page to order 17 doctor note package)


Dentist's Note (included) - Use this little baby twice a year. Remember, you need to go to the dentist every 6 months. (Updated Logo) (Scroll down to bottom of page to order 17 doctor note package)


A Gynecologist Fake Doctor Note (included) - Ladies, use this little number to skip out of work any time. No questions will be asked about this one. I promise. (Great Logo Included) (Scroll down to bottom of page to order 17 doctor note package)



Classic Fake Doctors Note v.2 (included) - This is a different variation of a doctors note. It has a more computerized look - appearing as a sort of database printout. Includes realistic looking barcodes. (Scroll down to bottom of page to order 17 doctor note package)



Cardiologist Fake Doctors Note (included) - Is your ticker acting up? Are you overweight, out of shape and a smoker? Use this baby to get your heart checked out. Then fake a heart attack later. (Scroll down to bottom of page to order 17 doctor note package)


Chiropractor Fake Doctors Note (included) - A Chiropractor isn't a real doctor. They're fake doctors -- perfect! But oh well, use this one to escape all of your aches and pains of your working life. Your back has been killing you.. right? (Scroll down to bottom of page to order 17 doctor note package)


Urologist Fake Doctors Note (included) - Use this note to explain your frequent bathroom breaks. Or that burning sensation you've been having during urination (...been there.) (Scroll down to bottom of page to order 17 doctor note package)


Ear Nose & Throat Fake Doctors Note (included) - Your boss will finally understand why you can never understand what he says. You have a hearing problem, right? Get your ears checked out. Or your tonsils removed. Its about time. Includes killer logo + WATERMARK to make it look ultra-authentic. (Scroll down to bottom of page to order 17 doctor note package)



Get all 17 of the above Doctor Notes for a total of $14.97. Scroll down to order and download instantly.
(P.S. - Our Doctor Note Prices are GOING UP in TWO DAYS!)



How Do the Doctor Notes Work?

Using the fake doctor's notes is a simple process. You simply download them and open with Microsoft Word. If you have a PC or Mac and you live in today’s world, you likely have this program! These doctor note templates will be downloaded to your computer instantly. Which means you can be using them within seconds after reading this message.


What Makes Our Doctor Notes Special?
  • We take pride in the fake doctor notes we sell. We don't sell junk. Our forms are detailed, concise, error free, and have quality graphics that make them look fully legitimate. They are based after real doctor's excuse forms, so don't worry, you're not getting a grab-bag of garbage with us.

  • We offer the lowest doctor excuse prices on the Web. Take a moment, log off of this website and look for yourself. Then come back and see that for what you get, we're the best prices for this sort of thing on the web. Actually there may be some cheaper, but I've seen them myself, and they look like dog-crap. Do you really want some phoney-looking piece of crap that everyone else has purchased? Your "boss" will notice a pattern, I promise.

  • We offer complete quality. Many of our competitors have lousy looking fake doctor notes that even my blind/deaf grandmother wouldn't believe. Our notes look 100% legit – No homemade looking forms here!

  • Our fake doctor notes are always fast. Most sites manually email you the doctor note, or send them in the mail. Why do they do this? We do not know. Our notes are instantly available to you, within seconds after your credit card has been processed. Also, if you have any questions about anything, The Doc is here for you. Just drop me a line! :)

  • Our doctor notes have logos. Our notes look don't look fake because they have authentic looking logos. This is extremely important. Do you see any business now-a-days without a logo? A business without a logo looks as fake as Pamela Anderson's latest surgeries.

  • We've created our own fake doctor's notes. We didn't buy someones and resell them (yes, people have done this with ours). We modeled ours after real notes and created unique, realistic looking logos to go with them. We also created unique doctors names and titles for our notes.
  • We create great value. We realize that you cannot use one note twice. It just looks too suspicious. So, for the price others are charging for a doctor's note, we're giving you 17 doctor's notes. So instead of 1 for $20-$25, we're giving you 17 QUALITY doctor's notes for $15. Pick the best one, use it, relax.

So, What Are You Waiting For?!

Grab your 17 Doctor Notes Bundle , and take tomorrow off.. Your time is worth it.

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Unlike many of the Internet's scammers, we take credit cards via PayPal, which is 100% secure. (No PayPal Account Needed)

Your credit card and personal information is not stored with us. We simply charge the $14.97 and send you the forms, instantly.


To Your Relaxed Life - You Deserve it,


Dr. E.Z. Streat, M.D.

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